Yellow Listed: i spy e.coli

I work downtown, medium sized company and we have a problem. There is serious Non-compliance in the hand washing department.

It has become a stealth mission to flush out these offenders and ID the dames who whiz and walk without any hesitation for hygiene. We aren't out to shame anyone but amongst us we keep each other informed and warned. This isn't an "outing or shaming" of a person. We want to know which foods to avoid at potlucks, whose hands not to hi-5 and which documents we should leave lay.

I know it's silly to skulk around like a rat listening for water splashing, and i am aware that studying the shoes of the person next to you so you can find them more easily may be a bit much..but if you're not a pee hand-washer, are you also not a poo hand-washer? I have no desire to experience E.coli so insane snooper i shall remain.

Finally, to the woman at Nordstroms who left a bloody, used tampon on the floor OUTSIDE the stall, next to the sinks...REALLY?

Did you fart so hard that it shot out onto the floor, slid to the sinks and there it should remain? Seriously, you couldn't grab some towels and pick it up?