So i finally succumbed to the online dating frenzy begun by one and now (not!) enjoyed by many of us.
We have discovered that if you are under 40, thin and relatively pretty this will be an awesome idea. Everyone else should probably fuck off back under the rock from which we came.
I have a few observations:
1. If you are 50
a. should you really request 25-39 yr olds
b. who are sexy, slender and athletic
c. when YOU look as old and beat down as Ernest Borgnine with a head cold?
2. Do you really need to include "I enjoy making love often" in your profile?
a. Unless you are a eunuch, i think the assumption will be made.
b. It makes you look REALLY creepy
3. If your photo shows you holding a drink, smoking a cigar and standing with Las Vegas in the background, i believe you may be telling the world that you are a colossal douchebag. You earn extra points if two siliconed Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian Wannabes are in the photo!
Happy dating, everyone! It's a jungle out there.
Update: Now i fully realize this is a feminine point of view. Gents- if you have a comment to make, speak now or forever hold your piece..er peace.
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